mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware:

three-fold-symmetry:

Originally started this for Codywan week but decided to go for another prompt instead. Still wanted to finish it though!

padawansuggest:

My girlfriend’s blind dog is the most mood to ever mood, and my girlfriend is a mood too, honestly.

penny-anna:

so many Bagginshield AUs are just like, what if instead of becoming King Under the Mountain (the thing he’s spent his whole life planning for) Thorin instead decided to retire and become Bilbo’s trophy husband, would that be great or what. and it’s very good.

vtforpedro:

Bagginshield Raffle

Hi everyone! Life has been difficult for so many of us, so I hope that this brings some warmth and humor, as I very much like writing those things!

I reached a number I never thought I’d get to on AO3 and now I am a handful away from 1000 followers on Tumblr! Holies molies.

So, I thought I’d run a little Bagginshield raffle like I’ve done a few before! <3

I’m offering a fic with a word count between 1500 - 4500.

Please thoroughly read this post.

1. You must be following me.

2. If you follow and unfollow before the raffle closes, I will not be counting your entry.

3. No raffle/prize accounts, no side accounts for a second entry. Only one entry is permitted.

4. If you are drawn, PLEASE keep the word count in mind and only offer ideas that can be done in shorter fics!

What I will write: Bagginshield! Canon AUs, canon divergence, missing scenes, snippets during the quest, after the quest, Bilbo stays in Erebor, Reshirement, different first meetings, magical creatures, wizard!Bilbo, modern settings, modern royalty, and more! I am especially fond of fluff, humor, romance, falling in love, and fics with those aplenty.

@/morticia-butler won my first raffle, and I wrote a reincarnation fic for her, which you can find here.

@/stevecarrington won my second raffle and I wrote a garden-in-Erebor fic for him, which you can find here.

What I won’t write: Genderbending, Parentshield, mpreg, ABO, other ships unless briefly mentioned, politics, unrequited love, sickfic, a ‘third party’ interfering in their relationship, cruel Durins, cruel hobbits, heavy heavy angst, smut, MCD

How to Enter: One reblog is your entry to the raffle.

Please keep that in mind! Likes and replies will not be considered an entry.

The winner will be drawn with a random number generator. I’ll be assigning numbers with usernames based on the reblog order in a google document. The winner will be tagged, and I will also send a message through Tumblr Messages.

I will draw a winner on October 1st, so you have just over a month to enter!

I’ll draw another winner if I don’t receive a response to my message within 72 hours.

Thanks so much! I’m looking forward to the draw!!!

shiresuggest:

Radagast: *after handing a raccoon to Thorin, explaining it was Bilbo but he touched something he shouldn’t have while at tea in his hut today*

Thorin: …nothing to say, for your actions towards my burglar?

Radagast: *shrugs* Oops.

Thorin: *deep sigh, turns to Gandalf while gently cradling smol Bilbo* I assume you know what to do about this?

Gandalf: *pats down his pockets for a moment before pulling out a pouch* Ahh, yes, have him eat a little of this with each meal for a few days. Dwarven meal times will do just fine.

Thorin: *sighs again, walks off with the grabby baby holding onto his face* Thank you.

Gandalf: *after watching Thorin carry him off to the cart* What really happened?

Radagast: He asked if I could turn him into a worm to see if the king still loves him. I thought a raccoon would get more cuddles and less likely to lead to a row after he changed back. What did you give Thorin?

Gandalf: Uh… pine nuts, I think.

Radagast: Nice.

vorta-vortex:

Spock: I’m asking for permission to date your brother

Sam: what is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel.

verk0my:

verk0my:

verk0my:

okay so I’m rereading the hobbit and I want to make a list of my favorite quotes and parts so here we go:

• “bilbo (…) got something a bit queer in his make-up from the took side” I chuckled

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• “bilbo was wearing a dark-green hood and a dark-green cloak borrowed from dwalin. they were too large for him, and he looked rather comic” bilbo in dwarven clothes, just throwing it out there

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• gandalf answered angrily “I brought him, and I don’t bring things that are of no use” we love a supportive friend

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mrkida-art:

Did some sketching tonight! Dís taking a nap with her little troublemakers